sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

lukeskeychange:

lukeskeychange:

I need him to STOP

HE LOOKS LIKE AN ACTUAL FUCKING ANGEL SITTING THERE LIKE HOW EVEN THANK YOU MAMA IRWIN FOR SHARING THIS GIFT FROM GOD
fallenfor5sos:

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banging-ashtons:

Why am I so attracted to Luke catching a god damn marshmallow in his mouth?

a m n e s i a

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hemmotivation:

i just know when i watch the amnesia music video i will be an emotional wreck

partly because the song is FUCKING HEARTBREAKING but i will also shed many tears of jealousy because the boys will probably be kisSING REALLY PRETTY GIRLS AND THAT’S NOT FUCKING FAIR I WANT TO KISS THEM GODDAMMIT

hoodhore:

like target employee Ashton who always makes sure he works the days you come into the store after school so he can follow you around the shop offering to help you pick out your outfits but not really helping because he just suggests everything and tells you that you look stunning it it all

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rebecca-5sos-plaid:

Requested: YEA

I wrote this whilst listening to the ‘Take Me Home’ album by ‘One Direction’

Heres my masterlist CLICK HERE-

Luke-

Luke wasn’t scared of your Dad, although your Dad forbid you to date any boys even though you were sixteen. You were spoilt rotten, but you didn’t want anything…

The Big Surprise

punk-asht0n:

Requested: yes no

A/N: Ok so again this was made by Toby or sweettastes so make sure you give her a follow :)

Word Count: 2,486

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lukeings:

smfh… ok girls my loves if u honestly are that upset over michael hanging out w chrissy costanza u need to sit down and think about what ur upset abt. like michael can have a life outside of the band and he can have a girlfriend and u know what chrissy is fucking hot so good for him. if you…